I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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