Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Randomize
