who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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