I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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