Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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