That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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