I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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