Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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