You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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