She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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