It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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