Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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