is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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