It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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