my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Randomize
