do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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