Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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