do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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