Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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