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New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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