Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
