True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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