You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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