Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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