so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
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