I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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