As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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