it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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