i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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