We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
home. puking in laundry basket.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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