That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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