I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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