i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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