my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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