Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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