dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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