the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
