The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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