Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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