no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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