with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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