absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
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