So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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