No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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