He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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