Well apparently he's into motor boating.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
