if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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