What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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