Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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