return my video game
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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